Donnerstag, 29. November 2012

Workwork... and Guinness

Did you know that on top of this blog, there's also a Berserkerkitten Youtube channel, Berserkerkitten podcasts, gameplay videos and articles spread over what must be half a dozen websites and magazines now? It's funny when you think about it. That name was a joke about my cat and the idea for a webcomic, which, unfortunately, never happened. Now it's a trademark of sorts, it's our "business", a huge collection of articles, posts and videos about games, reptiles and random crap. It's nothing massive or groundbreaking, nothing like the Yogscast or Totalbiscuit, but... who knows what the future might bring? One fun new side project is our contribution to Letsplaysomegames.de and I'm also a ghostwriter of sorts at demonews.de
None of that stuff is making us rich, but ya gotta start somewhere. WE ARE BERSERKERKITTEN! RAWR! :P

We also dare to be ugly and stupid.
Playing Metroid Prime Trilogy on the PC with rodent+keyboard works surprisingly well. It doesn't handle like a proper PC shooter, the controls are a bit awkward, but it beats wiggling that gay little stick at the screen all the time. Most of all, it looks pretty damn awesome, what with the improved visuals and all. I really gotta share some video footage ASAP.

Still enjoying Black Ops 2, too. Starting to get the hang of it. Which, unfortunately, comes with the added bonus of being accused of "hacking". I hate how cheaters on CoD are generally referred to as hackers. What a load of shit! People using wallhacks and aimbots are cheating scumbags, who depend on 3rd party tools to score their kills, but the only hackers are the Russian guys who create and sell (!) these tools in the first place.

I had much better matches than this one.

The one thing that ruins the fun right now is everyone's paranoia about the so-called "lag compensation", which is supposed to even out the ping ratios between players with varying connection quality. People describe a weird phenomenon where they run around a corner, spot an enemy, shoot and die the same second. And on the kill cam it supposedly looks like they ran straight towards the enemy player for at least a whole second and the other guy shoots first. I have seen youtube videos of people trying to prove the whole thing, but the difference between live action and killcam is minute to non-existent.
But many players insist that this is not just a techno-placebo and actively ruins their fun. I don't know about this, I think it's being massively overblown and I could only care less, if people would stop whining about it. That's the problem with competitive games and the people who play it. If you beat them, it's because you cheat, because you're a [insert weapon here] noob, because they were typing or some other shit, but it's never because you're the better player. Right now it's because of lag compensation. The game is a lot more  fun when you ignore the chat. Well... which game isn't? 

Oh yeah, I also turned 31. My significant other cooked me some dinner, which - to my great surprise - was fantastic. There was also a case, which contained 8 cans of Guinness and... well, I'm not feeling so good right now. Hehe!
The guild has sent me a whole ton of Cake on GW2, along with a Skritt pet, who is supposed to help me acquire more loot. He had already found a copper coin by the time he got stuffed in my mailbox. His name is Fernando, apparently. I bet he sports a fake French accent and dreams about his own hair salon.

There's also the "family" back in Germany. My old man contacting me for the first time since August. By email. "Sorry, I was really busy and stuff kept coming up." Yeah, I hate when so much stuff comes up, I just can't take five minutes to write a fucking email for the quarter of a fucking year! And my brother sent a little bday greeting on Facebook. "By the way, your grandmother has been in hospital for two weeks now." Oh really? Why? What's going on? If it wasn't for my birthday, you wouldn't have told me at all and now I know two weeks after? Gee, thanks! People always tell me they couldn't leave their country, their friends and families, move to a foreign place and all that. Trust me, if you had a family like mine, you'd die to be as far away as somehow possible!

Still no midlife crisis, I think. No grey hair so far, either. Still got all my teeth. The fact that I'm doing something I love for money and doing someone I love for the fun of it, as well as being able to spend 20something hours a day playing online games and kicking the ass of the younger generation, it's all stuff I always wanted to do. No time to sit back and wonder, "What have I done with my life? Where am I going?"
I'm still worried about every single bill, of course. Rent is due again in another month and right now I don't know when I'll get my next paid work order. The downside to self-employment. But everybody struggles these days.

I'll admit I'm spending more time accepting the less pleasant facts of life. Ageing. There's probably gonna be a point in life, where my reaction time will be slower than that of many younger gamers, where I'll end up losing a shootout I would have won when I was younger. Then again, I'll be more experienced, more patient, won't make as many mistakes. What a stupid thing to think about at my age! We should all be lucky like Patrick Stewart. He was born a disturbingly charismatic 50 year old. Really, he came out just like that and told bedtime stories to all the other babies in his soothing voice. And he just says like that. Forever. Amazing shit!
Hey, when I die, can we please put "I'll be back!" on the headstone? Yeah... that'd be great, thanks!

In other news, I may have ruined a friend's life. By accident. I mentioned Second Life and somehow I must have made it sound cool. It really isn't. Quick reminder:


It's the one game in this universe, which lets you spend real money to equip your avatar with a dragon vagina. With 38 states and functions. Or a canine dick. So Mr. Wolf here can follow his feral instincts when he comes across a hydrant. Because everybody loves peeing on things! And thanks to Second Life, we no longer need to leave the house to do so! Yaaaay! :P

Oh, speaking of stupid shit on the internet: You're probably familiar with stupid websites, which require you to post a birth date to "prove" you're 18. My fellow Germans have pushed this nonsense to a whole new level: If you want to watch videos rated 16+, such as gameplay footage, movie trailers and the like, most German websites now tell you to wait until 11pm. The video refuses to play any earlier than that. 

But the Oscar of internet security definitely goes to Dell! If you order a PC on their official website, you have to tick a checkbox, which makes you promise that you are not going to use your new computer to plan a terrorist attack! Genius! I bet that's how they caught Bin Laden.
"Oops! Fuck!"

-Cat

Sonntag, 25. November 2012

TOO MANY DAMN GAMES! AAAAH!

First of all, I'm still alive. This blog has been inactive for much longer than usual, due to shitloads of work (yay!) and way too many great games and friends who want to play them (boo!... kinda). So yeah... check this out:


This might make me a bad person, but I grew up on Sega and never cared much for Nintendo. But then I noticed how well old Gamecube and even Wii games can be emulated today. The Youtube video doesn't really do this game any justice - I can run F Zero GX on 1080p with antialiasing, multisampling and all that fancy graphical shit, which makes jaggies disappear and textures a little less blurry. Not only does the whole thing look a LOT better than on the original hardware, but I have to actually limit the maximum FPS or the game ends up running at 200% its original speed. That's not how you want to play F Zero, trust me.

I'm not a huge fan of the Wii, let alone the retarded Wiimote controls, but since that emulator is able to mimic said awful control scheme with a mouse, I could play the Metroid Prime trilogy with mouse+keyboard, the way god intended FPS games to be played. In full HD, which the actual Wii cannot pull off. On the nice, big LED screen. Oooo the temptation!

But wait, there is more:


Black Ops 2. I wasn't going to buy it. Ever. And I didn't. But a friend gave it to me for free. The nice things people do for you when you're a witty writer. In fact, I've cranked out a nice review for him in return. I guess that makes me a ghost writer. I compared the AI baddies to Imperial stormtroopers and in a direct comparison to boobs, the stunning scripted events on Black Ops 2 fall short by quite a bit. It's a shame I'll never see my name and face under such a kickass article, but I love my free game and I'm having waaaay too much fun with it!

Most importantly, though, there's still Guild Wars 2. The game I thought I'd get bored of after 2-4 weeks tops. Holy fuck, the amounts of content and actual game play I keep getting on there for zero monthly fees!

The game looks *that* good!
A little while back, there was the kickass Halloween event, which included a scavenger hunt for a really cool item reward, a mini dungeon, an epic boss battle, costume brawls and some minigames and fun activities on top of all that. Compare that to hunting down a certain headless horseman and the world's most popular MMO falls rather short after all those years.

Oh and I got a nice new weapon for Halloween, as well. In fact, I'm using that one and ONLY that one now. For good. Me and my weapon. Happily ever after.


BWAHAHAHA! *foams*



There was also the incredibly laggy, frustrating, dull, not so cool event, which introduced a new area to the game. Which wasn't all that great in itself, sure, but it brought a whole new lot of fun little mini dungeons, the so-called 'fractals' with it. Rather than fighting a whole lot of ludicrously powerful enemies and respawn-zerging bosses like in the regular dungeons (which are being fixed right now), players have to beat clever dungeon mechanisms and puzzles for the win.

For instance, there is one fractal, where the group fights its way through a whole lot of ice and snow, taking more and more damage over time as they get colder and colder. Players need to light fires on the way and warm up to remove the debuff and avoid an icy death. Problem is, the fire also attracts all kinds of freezing baddies, so while a certain amount of warmth is necessary to survive, you'll inevitably get in a lot of trouble while hanging around for too long. Each fractal features gimmicks like that, which you have to figure out and defeat on the go. The more complicated ones involve stuff such as killing enemies with a massive hammer, which kills the wielder after a certain amount of time and deals rather lousy damage. Each kill charges up a special attack, which is required to break magical seals. You have to break all the seals in order to free a giant, who is being held by them. Players have to take turns using the hammer if they want to avoid getting killed by its debuff. It sounds atrocious, but our fun little guild group is doing a rather amazing job getting through all of that stuff.

As I mentioned earlier, the regular dungeons are also being rebalanced and re-tuned. I still don't like them a whole lot, but there are some truly great moments in some of them. The final boss in one dungeon crushes the party with flaming boulders. The group needs to seek shelter behind a magical barrier, then grab the boulders' searing chunks to throw them back at the boss, all whilst dodging more boulders and taking fire damage from the hot rocks. This is what it looks like:



So now I'm working on F Zero unlocks with Claire, prestige levels on Black Ops, fractal levels with the guild and as if that wasn't stressful enough, there's still Mass Effect 3. Claire is officially hooked on that game's online multiplayer and she's making some nice progress. She started off being rather slow and clueless, but now we're taking down wave after waver after wave of bad guys without much trouble. Problem is, she's getting waaaaay too addicted to the whole thing.

Duo with Claire on ME3


She has never played any shooters on a PC before, the whole thing feels new and exciting to her, but now that she's scoring all the super-fast kills and knows how to aim for the head and all that... well, I think we need to step it up a notch and get her on Black Ops 2. The game is hideously expensive and I don't think we can get her that game anytime soon, but it's definitely something to aim for. Because fighting large waves of AI-controlled aliens is nice and fun, but you haven't truly experienced multiplayer shooters until you've shot a real, whiny 12 year old, who questions your sexual orientation on voice chat.

-Cat

Mittwoch, 7. November 2012

GW2: The manly guide to DPS Guardians

Guardians are insanely versatile, even for a GW2 class. A staff-wielding guardian can support a group with some really nice healing magic. Add an alternate weapon set that utilizes shields and you get one hell of a support character for your dungeon group. Or spec into those fun, floaty, ethereal weapons! With the right traits they last twice as long, won't be destroyed upon firing off their special abilities and they cannot be harmed in wvw. And you don't know real fun until you get chased around the battlefield by a ghostly sword, hammer and shield, which cut you up, knock you down and inflict vulnerability on you, respectively. Because a guardian can summon three of those suckers all at the same time!

But I'm not gonna teach you how to protect a bunch of pussies or how to make invulnerable pets do all the dirty work for you. I'm gonna teach you how to fight like a man! Up close and personal.

You might remember my guide on manly rangers, so for the sake of continuity I'm gonna demonstrate a few minutes of quick Orr solo farming, Grenth area:



This is how my build works. If you disagree with the play style, the abilities or anything else on there, move along. If you like the general idea of this build, feel free to copy, customize and match your personal preference and style. All gear, runes, sigils etc. are visible at the beginning of the video, you might wanna pause in order to see each individual item if you care for that sort of thing. This guide will explain what I'm using and how and why I'm doing so.

Overview - The Manly Guardian

At level 80 and in full exotic berserker gear, this build has a pretty small ~11k health pool. That's all a good player needs, since you get an aegis, regeneration and a powerful self-heal to keep you alive. Contrary to what a bunch of self-proclaimed pros might say, this is also a viable build for dungeons. Check my youtube channel for zero death dungeon footage.
You will need to learn when to back the fuck off and switch to ranged combat, how to predict and evade the more powerful enemy attacks and to generally stay away from those red circles. Heck, you should know these things when playing any class, but screwing up with a small health pool is just that much more punishing. You've been warned.
This build utilizes greatswords, sceptres and shields.

Pros

+ High AoE damage
+ 1200 range on sceptre attacks (as opposed to 900 range axe attacks on rangers etc.)
+ Sceptre root attack and shield punt for crowd control
+ Rooting, punting and teleporting allows you to be a major dick in pvp
+ For some fucked up reason, every dungeon group wants guardians and warriors
+ Super easy melee mob-tagging

Cons
- Your health pool is shit
- Small, easy battles can all be won just by mashing '2'
- Groups expect you to call targets. Which isn't a big deal, but if you hate it... well, sucks to be you.
- Sceptres are gay. Like, really gay. Sir Elton John gay.

Dem Traits - This is how you spec


This is where your trait points go. Why? Read on!
Zeal  gets maxed out all the way. This is the law! Not only are we going for maximum power, but there are three nice traits we want from this thing:
1. Fiery Wrath: Ideally, our enemies will be burning at all times, so 10% extra damage to burning baddies is a huge plus.
2. Greatsword Power: 5% more greatsword damage may not sound like much, but with fiery wrath that's already 15% extra against burning foes.
3. Zealous Blade: Our health pool is shit, zealous blade alleviates that to some extent by granting a healing effect to all our greatsword attacks. Must-have!
The  Zeal traitline also buffs our symbol of wrath a bit (no. 4 on greatsword), which isn't too shabby, but nothing insanely great, either.

Next trait line to max out is Radiance. One weakness of our full berserker spec is the lower crit rate you get when compared to a rampager build. The 300 extra precision from Radiance boosts our crit chance to an acceptable 51% at level 80. Traits:
1. Searing Flames. Removing a boon whenever you inflict burning to an enemy is more useful in wvw, but all the alternatives are worse. Shimmering Defense is alright for pve.
2. Inscribed Removal: Poison and burning can be a real bitch on a low health pool. This build uses two signets, giving us two buttons to remove such nasty conditions. Take it!
3. Perfect Inscriptions: We wanna get as much power as possible out of our Bane Signet, so this is a must.
This trait line allows us to spam Virtue of Justice, as it automatically renews itself whenever we kill a baddie. It also blinds foes around us now and we'll deal extra damage to enemies suffering from conditions. SO much extra damage!

The final ten points go to Valor. Why? Extra crit damage. Meditation Mastery is an okay trait, which allows us to teleport towards foes a little faster. The aegies renewal on 50% health is a nice addition.

So, why don't we put 30 points into Valor for max crit damage? Mostly, because the rest of the trait line is shit. They all involve shields, maces, hammers and other stuff, which is completely irrelevant to our fighting style. Some extra crit damage alone won't do if we don't have the traits to support our fighting style. 30 points on Virtues is out of the question, as it centers around activating all your damn virtues over and over again, meaning you have to manage and monitor three more abilities. Bleh!
30 points on Honor is a valid possibility in order to raise our rather lousy health cap and get the 20% cooldown bonus for two-handed attacks. This trait line also allows us to increase the size and duration of Signet of Wrath.
That said, I never felt that I really *needed* a 20% cooldown reduction on my greatsword attacks, where the most powerful move can be used every ten seconds anyway. A 2 seconds speedup isn't a whole lot and freebies such as "heal allies at the end of a dodge roll" isn't all that great. And extra damage on low energy rather than extra damage vs enemies with conditions? WAY too complicated. If you spec into this, you'll either lose all your other greatsword buffs or you'll royally gimp your Virtue of Justice. And not being able to remove boons is a bad thing in dungeons.

Dem Skillz - Picking the right shit for epic hurtage

- Healing: Signet of Resolve. Auto-curing conditions every ten seconds is insanely helpful, and so is healing over 8k out of 11k health. The 40s cooldown might sound harsh, but if your virtues and dodging abilities can't keep you alive for that long, then this build isn't for you, anyway.

- 1st utility: Judge's Intervention. AoE burning is good. Removes boons, allows us to deal 10% extra damage, allows us to teleport an insane distance right in front of an enemy. Try it against fleeing players in wvw, it's hilarious!

- 2nd utility: Bane Signet. We want maximum damage, therefore we want power, bane signet grants power and requires no management at all. Can be used for CC if necessary (knockdown). In this spec, triggering bane signet also removes nasty conditions like bleeding, poison, burning etc.

- 3rd utility: "Save Yourselves!" An excellent oshi-button. Provides absolutely every boon there is, breaks stun, lets you run away, heals you a little bit... it's the one thing to keep you alive when shit goes sideways and your signet of resolve isn't ready. If you're feeling super badass and you don't believe in skills for additional survivability, replace with a signet of choice for more passive damage bonuses.

- Elite: Mistfire Wolf. I'm not even fucking kidding. Frankly, all guardian elite skills are shit from a DPS perspective. The special attacks on that tome leave much to be desired, you don't want supportive elite spells and temporary invulnerability may be nice, but it doesn't usually last long enough to do you any good. To me, the wolf is vastly underrated and provides for some nice extra damage. Alternatively, fill with a racial elite you like or pick one of the guardian class elites if you disagree with me.

Dat Gear - Wearing the right shtoof to bring the pain

We're going for maximum damage here, so berserker in absolutely every slot is the way to go. Maximum crit damage. If you're a cheap bastard, you can go for rampager stuff and boost your crit rate to something around the high sixties, but the added condition damage won't help you much. Burning is nice and all, but you're not stacking 20+ bleeds and poison, so this stat is mostly wasted on you.
If you desire greater survivability, you'll want Valkyrie gear, but that's not in the spirit of this build. If played right, full berserker can survive dungeons just fine.

For runes, you can go with just about anything that raises your power and crit damage. In the example  video, I'm going with Baelfire stuff, because the flame nova and added burning duration go well with the guardian's abilities. If you can't be bothered to farm tokens, it's perfectly fine to get superior runes off the TP, which complement this build (burning, crit damage, power, you get the idea). Divinity Runes aren't worth it unless you're shitting gold. 12% extra crit damage as opposed to the 9% from other rune sets are barely noticeable and the +60 to all stats isn't really all that useful.

As for weapon sigils, you'll want a Superior Sigil of Strength on your greatsword. Your basic greatsword attack grants you might on every third strike, which stacks nicely with the Strength Rune procs and can quickly result in 10+ might stacks when fighting multiple enemies.
Your sceptre gets Superior Sigil of Flame. A 30% chance for an extra flame AoE attack on each crit is nice to have, looks cool and procs a whole lot.
The shield gets upgraded with a Superior Sigil of Bloodlust. Try and get the 25 ranged kills out of the way ASAP to benefit from 250 extra points of power. The power bonus persists even when you switch back to your sword, resulting in over 3850 attack power, not counting possible might stacks.

Play Style - PvE

For quick and easy tagging of large mob groups and hogging of foes, use your teleport ability (Judge's Intervention) to reach baddies halfway across the map within the blink of an eye. Be sure you can fucking handle them! Spam Virtue of Justice for greater flame damage and AoE blindness - killing an enemy instantly resets its CD, anyway! Your greatsword attacks are self-explanatory. If you need help on how to spam those, go back to Barbie Horse Adventures!
In case of trouble, try to get away using "Save Yourselves!". It'll provide a light HoT and get you out of most hairy situations. Judge's Intervention can also be used as an escape mechanism when used at a weaker, far away baddie. Save your healing signet until the last possible moment. Wasting at 60% health can mean a quick death, whilst waiting for the 40s cooldown to pass.
When melee doesn't seem safe, use your sceptre. You can cc enemies and bind them, followed directly by your ground-targeted ranged AoE for large amounts of damage. The AI is incredibly lousy at countering basic circle-strafing, so keep running circles around the masses, spam your special attacks and take them down one at a time. This also works well against veteran baddies and most bosses. Most weaker bosses can barely out-DPS your regeneration, so attacking them in melee is often the lazier, easier option. Just dodge those stomps, club attacks and other predictable, nasty shit! You can easily melee large bosses like Gronk if you time your dodge moves right.

Play Style - WvW

1200 range sceptre attacks and ranged AoEs for racking up lame, easy zerg kills, no surprises there. 1on1 melee situations are usually cake. Close in with your leap, start whirling around like the fucking morons most guardians are anyway, "Save Yourselves" to break CC, trigger Bane Signet to remove conditions and to CC your opponent some more, switch to your sceptre to root the fucker when he runs off and use Judge's Intervention to teleport after him if he gets away. An average player won't be able to handle you - including most other guardians, because they tend to suck.
You have enough CC, gap closers and condition-removing abilities to handle casters and rangers. Use your brain, maintain your cool, keep those fuckers burning and rooted and teleport after them if it needs be. If all else fails, a talented guardian's sceptre is deadlier than a crappy ranger player's bow.

-Cat

Sonntag, 4. November 2012

GW2 guild fun and browser games

I've caused a minor shitstorm on my employer's website when I wrote an article about how much the dungeons in Guild Wars 2 suck. I stand by my opinion, I think they're a chaotic, unpredictable mess and I much prefer dungeons the way I know them from WoW. I know there's a whole legion of drooling morons telling me that WoW is super easy and for complete idiots and I only hate instances on GW2, because I suck at them. Most of said drooling morons haven't actually completed any pre-MoP hard modes without massively overgearing and overleveling. And most of them ignore the fact that I have a rather nice collection of dungeon exotics to show that I'm completing stuff on GW2 just fine on any difficulty.

Some of them were rather friendly in their ignorance, telling me how to spec, what weapons to use and how they believe I should play my character. I think that's a pretty 'German' thing, actually. "I think you're doing it wrong, so now I'm telling you how you should do it and you'd better be fucking grateful. I don't care if you want my help, you're getting it now!" Ah well. I get it. In the 14 years you've spent on this earth, you have learned everything there is to know about gaming and now I get to eat your wisdom, because clearly, you're much better players than I ever will be. And while you're writing novels about how much I suck and how exactly you want me to play my class, even though you've never actually seen me play and you don't actually fucking know me, I happen to play dungeons just fine.


Fenris, my fun-sized guild on Far Shiverpeaks, has tackled the first four instances this weekend, three of which I have recorded and put on youtube. We've had some epic moments there, from our engineer, clad in green and yellow crap, soloing one of the bosses in Twilight Arbor without much trouble to smooth, wipe-free runs. Some deaths here and there, sure, but with everyone pulling their own weight, it has been a rather enjoyable experience.
I've joined some dungeons on my ranger and one as my guardian, which didn't really help with my identity crisis. He didn't die. My guardian hasn't died a single time on our guild run. His health pool is 60% lower than the ranger's, the healing abilities on his spec are hardly worth mentioning and his armor is actually slightly lower than the ranger's, due to his more offensive spec. So why the fuck didn't I die? Luck? Got revived by the guild mates on time whenever I got knocked down? Regeneration, aegis and self-removing debuffs saving my ass in situations where my ranger would have died? Sigh... my brain hurts.

We do believe they've re-tuned some of the dungeons, though. One of the guild mates brought his level 39 guardian (aka no epic gear, no mega skills and traits) and took on King Adelbern in melee and he survived the entire fight. I remember the first time I went there with my guardian and that boss pretty much killed me in a single hit. Several times. No such problems this time around. Did they start nerfing stuff? Are we getting better? It's probably both.
Either way - our little group is coming along nicely. Everybody is being helpful and supportive, we're a great team and for as much as I dislike GW2's dungeons, the right bunch of people can make them enjoyable enough.

In other news, I'm addicted to Herokon Online - a fucking browser game of all things! It's based on a German pen & paper role-playing system, which is a bit of a German take on Dungeons & Dragons. I don't wanna compare them, as they're both unique in their own way, tell different tales and use different settings, but 'Das Schwarze Auge' (aka The Dark Eye to all you non-German folks) has always been somewhat special to me. There was a whole trilogy of computer games based upon the P&P system, back when I had my first ever PC and playing the 'Northland Trilogy' lead to playing the P&P version, which ultimately lead to me writing my own stories and adventures. My addiction to writing lead to my blog, which lead to my job, blah de blah, you can see where I'm going with this. And now there's a browser game using the same rules, set in the same universe. I'm hooked!

I don't usually like browser games, because they're too heavy on the cash shop and usually limit the amount of play time you get without paying. Shakes & Fidget, Jagged Alliance Online, no matter what you play - you get to do X amount of quests or missions per day and then you gotta wait 24 hours or pay cold, hard cash in order to continue. Herokon lets me play all the way I want. They still charge you for a bigger inventory, experience potions and all the usual suspects, but I don't feel like I'm getting punished for not paying anything if I don't want to. And I just love the writing. When a lovely old lady kindly asks you to kill a bear, because "that bastard snores like ten pissed lumberjacks every night", it simply makes things a lot more enjoyable. To me, anyway.

Hm. GW2 and Herokon. Too bad I still have lots of games to review and bills to pay to help us get through this month. Eh, who am I kidding? Life is fucking awesome right now!

-Cat